How Circuit City Ruined My Weekend

Editors note: This story was reprinted with permission and was originally discovered here. It should be understood by the reader that this is a humor/satiric website, and we do not verify the accuracy of story submissions. Personally, I have had both very positive and very negative experiences at Circuit City. I will continue to shop there as the mood suits me and applaud this company, if the story is true, for reaching a compromise with this person.

Hi all. What follows is my admittedly lengthy account of a terrible experience, actually several terrible experiences, with Circuit City store 700. It is presented to you all as both a warning and a call for change. It is my hope that by posting this here, publicly, as well as in other formats, that the wrong I have experienced can be righted, and that others will not have to endure the madness that I did.
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